Fruit Underwear

As a co-CEO of the Intellectual Dreamboat Fruit Company, I am saddened to hear that a company called AussieBum has beaten us in the fruit underwear race. There has not been a loss like this since the US was defeated by the Soviets in the race to space. That's okay, we have intellectual dreamboat fanz.

The banana underwear is only for men and made of 27 percent banana fiber,64 percent cotton, and nine percent Lycra.

you can check out the underwear on the company's website.