You put the banana in the coconut, drink them both up.

You put the banana in the coconut, drink them both up,
You put the banana in the coconut, drink them both up,
You put the banana in the coconut, drink them both up,
Put the banana in the coconut, you such a silly woman!

Put the banana in the coconut, drink them both together,
Put the banana in the coconut, then you feel better.

INTRODUCING... THE BOCONUT!

(available in both its natural form as well as
in the handheld Fup, for your convenience)

Love,
The Intellectual Dreamboat Fruit Company

NEWS BREAK!

This week, along with the infinite excitement of the BOCONUT, the scientists of the Intellectual Dreamboat Fruit Company encountered real, offseason, amazingly delicious PLUOTS. We assume you are as excited as we are.

The Bapple Incident

Sure Connor Drummond can draw faces, but does he make a reliable Creative Director for the Intellectual Dreamboat Fruit Company?

We found ourselves pondering that very question on Tuesday.

Viewers discretion is advised :the following image will cause distress to lovers of Intellectual Dreamboat Fruit Company scientifical fruits. 

      What could have caused the downfall of the mighty Bapple?

      Let's go back to the beginning...

On the afternoon of February 17th, 2009, two eager History undergraduates were busy studying for their Central American Revolutions midterm exam/love letter. Usually they spent that time inventing fruits for their Intellectual Dreamboat Fruit Company, however due to lack of fruits in their respective refrigerators, they had to postpone scientifical genius. In layman's terms, NO FRUIT SADNESS. However after examining the counter fruit at Mapps Cafe, one of the inventors realized that nothing should prevent them from advancing their fruit company, nothing. So the Bapple was born.

The inventors of the Bapple during happier times. 

After a long and awesome study session, the two young inventors skipped to their class to show their Creative Director, Connor Drummond, their new scientifical invention. They placed the Bapple on Connor's desk, eagerly awaiting his arrival. After 20 minutes, he still was not there. Seriously, wtf? Well, our lovely Professor Pat, arrived earlier than expected and saw the fruit sitting on Connor's desk. Pat was amazed? He said "a banana-apple fruit cup? And there is a straw. Are you going to drink it? Whose is this?". Then Kelly pointed to both herself and Quynh and answered "it is ours". Embarrassing? For sure. Beet red Kelly placed the Bapple on the floor after the incident. And so, that was the downfall of the Bapple. Well, we both blame Connor for this incident. If Connor continues to neglect his job as Creative Director of Intellectual Dreamboat Fruit Company, well, he may need to find a new job. We hear that there is an economic crisis going on... Don't fuck with us!

Blood, sweat, and cheesy fries.

The Intellectual Dreamboat Fruit Company proudly presents its latest and greatest creation...

Bloody Mutiny!

At approximately 4:38p.m. on February 12th, 2009, we scientifically bonded several daring Red Grapes to one very brave Blood Orange, creating not only a tale of epic triumph, but a cutting-edge fruit experience!












Bloody Mutiny also marks the addition of Connor to our team. As our Creative Director, we expect many exciting things from him!












In the upcoming weeks we look forward to several developments in the Intellectual Dreamboat Fan Girlz blog, such as book reviews, guest appearances, and the world premiere of a fruit that is bound to change lives.

Stay tuned! We certainly will!

History of the Intellectual Dreamboat Fruit Company(IDFCO)

The Intellectual Dreamboat Fruit Company(IDFCO) company started with the February 3rd lecture given by adorable professor of Central American Revolutions History, Patrick McNamara.

This lecture was about bananas. Pat is bananas for bananas!

As the result of bananacentric lecture, I ended up thinking about going to the grocery store to buy bananas. And somehow thinking about bananas got me thinking about pluots. What are pluots? If you did ask that question, I pity you. Pluots are the best thing the scientific community and Jesus ever came up with. It is the result of two teenage apricot and a plum falling in love and having a baby out of wedlock.

I turned to Kelly at the end of class and said "I know pluots are out of season, but do you think they still sell them at the grocery store?". My grader Boyd, who by the way was eavesdropping, turned around and gave me the "god damn it , not another dumbass undergrad" look.

Well, Boyd, pluots are always in season. I figured this out after spending 15 minutes at Cub Foods grocery searching for pluots. No pluots in sight. No pluots. No pluots. No pluots. I was quite depressed at this point, then the light bulb went on in my head. I grabbed one apricot and one plum. Hurried to the check out line. The cashier at Cubs1 asked "What are you going to do with an apricot and a plum?". I said "make pluots". She did not know what a pluot was so I spent the next two minutes telling her about pluots. Needless to say, she was amazed. I paid the $0.70 grocery bill and left. After leaving the grocery store I went merrily on my way to the bus stop to catch the 21 bus westbound to the Underground for Zombie Night. When I got there I told Kelly "our grader was wrong" in reference to the pluots. Then I told her to close her eyes. I gave her the two fruits lovely wrapped in the Cub Foods plastic grocery bag. Best gift ever.

On February 10th we decided to actually physically engineer the fruits. We cut the two fruits in half. We paired apricot and plum halves together. The result was love. Love is pluot. Thus, pluots are always in season. That was our first physically engineered fruit. The birth of the Intellectual Fruit Company. So every Tuesday and Thursday(every day we have Central American Revolutions lectures) we will physically engineer a new fruit. Very scientifical2!

So the main players in IDFCO are:

Kelly Bellin President and scientist

Quynh Nguyen President and scientist

Connor Drummond Creative Director

1Quynh-word

2Kelly-word

Dear Boyd,

Pluots are always in season.

Love,
Quynh & Kelly