You put the banana in the coconut, drink them both up.

You put the banana in the coconut, drink them both up,
You put the banana in the coconut, drink them both up,
You put the banana in the coconut, drink them both up,
Put the banana in the coconut, you such a silly woman!

Put the banana in the coconut, drink them both together,
Put the banana in the coconut, then you feel better.

INTRODUCING... THE BOCONUT!

(available in both its natural form as well as
in the handheld Fup, for your convenience)

Love,
The Intellectual Dreamboat Fruit Company

NEWS BREAK!

This week, along with the infinite excitement of the BOCONUT, the scientists of the Intellectual Dreamboat Fruit Company encountered real, offseason, amazingly delicious PLUOTS. We assume you are as excited as we are.