The Bapple Incident

Sure Connor Drummond can draw faces, but does he make a reliable Creative Director for the Intellectual Dreamboat Fruit Company?

We found ourselves pondering that very question on Tuesday.

Viewers discretion is advised :the following image will cause distress to lovers of Intellectual Dreamboat Fruit Company scientifical fruits. 

      What could have caused the downfall of the mighty Bapple?

      Let's go back to the beginning...

On the afternoon of February 17th, 2009, two eager History undergraduates were busy studying for their Central American Revolutions midterm exam/love letter. Usually they spent that time inventing fruits for their Intellectual Dreamboat Fruit Company, however due to lack of fruits in their respective refrigerators, they had to postpone scientifical genius. In layman's terms, NO FRUIT SADNESS. However after examining the counter fruit at Mapps Cafe, one of the inventors realized that nothing should prevent them from advancing their fruit company, nothing. So the Bapple was born.

The inventors of the Bapple during happier times. 

After a long and awesome study session, the two young inventors skipped to their class to show their Creative Director, Connor Drummond, their new scientifical invention. They placed the Bapple on Connor's desk, eagerly awaiting his arrival. After 20 minutes, he still was not there. Seriously, wtf? Well, our lovely Professor Pat, arrived earlier than expected and saw the fruit sitting on Connor's desk. Pat was amazed? He said "a banana-apple fruit cup? And there is a straw. Are you going to drink it? Whose is this?". Then Kelly pointed to both herself and Quynh and answered "it is ours". Embarrassing? For sure. Beet red Kelly placed the Bapple on the floor after the incident. And so, that was the downfall of the Bapple. Well, we both blame Connor for this incident. If Connor continues to neglect his job as Creative Director of Intellectual Dreamboat Fruit Company, well, he may need to find a new job. We hear that there is an economic crisis going on... Don't fuck with us!